Christians are straight up FREAKS
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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