yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I just moved my 11am hair appointment to 8am so I could blackout at noon. Who am I?
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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