No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
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I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
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So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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