I want to make a zoo with you.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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