Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
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Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
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If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
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