Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
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