she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
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