btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Just got a blowjob from a coed in exchange for saving her an iPhone 5 when I get them in stock. Sometimes it's awesome to be a Verizon employee.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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