it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
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