I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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did i have both of my shoes on when the bouncer threw us out last night?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
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I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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