my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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