How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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