I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
