normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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