Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
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I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
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