He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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