we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
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because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
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I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
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