So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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