im gay
i know
yea but for you.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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