will power is for people who don't want to get laid
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
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She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Yeah. Rock bottom was him passing out and saying "are you putting a condom on me?" and me covering his mouth and saying shhhhh
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
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I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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