What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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