im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
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My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
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Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Okay, new plan. Get drunk, eat breadsticks. It's going to be great.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
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