so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
I woke up on the dog bed, bottle of alcohol still in hand and my thong was hanging off the family portrait.... Yikes
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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