What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
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