how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
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I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
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Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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