i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
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we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
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