maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
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Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
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I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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