Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
That butt dial turned into a booty call.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
Randomize
