Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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