Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
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it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
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