I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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