Do vagina's smell?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
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