I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
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