put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I want to walk on stilts...naked
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
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They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
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He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day