good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
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She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
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Seriously, even though I keep it clean, I could douse it in bleach and set it on fire and still not be comfortable with you actually holding it. It's been in my VAGINA.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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