Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
I feel like I just want to take a shot of jack, have sex, and shoot myself in the face. In that order exactly.
You serve our country by fighting in the sandbox, i serve our country by entertaining rich businessmans' daughters. We each do our part.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
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