Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Is it because I queefed?
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
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just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
Im trying to find an appropriate gift to your mom for getting both you and your sister on birth control within a week, any suggestions?
I thought 4 percs were too many but I'm dumping Gogurt on apple pie and taking giant bong rips. This feels right.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
I knew how blacked out you were when you started doing that thing where you dance around and call yourself the Black Swan.
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