One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
don't judge my taste in strippers
I'm either a high functioning alcoholic or I'm making the most of the fact that this is the last year that its socially acceptable to be black-out drunk five days a week.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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