i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
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The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
You know you're too high when you find yourself crying at " hand in my pocket" by Alanis Morissette because it's "just TOO REAL"
How does it feel to date your dad?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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