yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
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