I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
My father has a definite type: blonde, busty, 18-22. It was awkward when I was in college, but now I'm over it. I play wingman for him and he buys me expensive purses for the assistance in getting him hooked up with girls younger than me. Win-win.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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