and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
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Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
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