It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
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I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
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sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
Hey, don't blame me for the shitty evening; I wasn't the one who promised hookers, Dos Equis and foster kittens. Keith was.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
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