i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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