ii just google-imaged 'sad turtle' and maggie gyllenhaal only came up once. what is the world coming to?
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
as my niece was drinking milk out of a crown royal glass i realized i dont think i've ever bought a glass that didnt come with a bottle of liquor....
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i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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