when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
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I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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