found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
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I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Oh. Im drinking alone in a banana costume. Every time youre feeling down, i want you to think of me right now and know that your life is better than mine.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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