Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
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you will always have a special place in my vag
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
I stole a fireplace last night.
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
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Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
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