I hate all girls vehemently.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
50% drunk capacity currently
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
The beauty of getting kicked out of college again is I can fuck my professor's brains out and she can't get fired now
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