Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
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we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
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When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
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