Dual....:-)
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
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The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
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I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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