There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
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Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
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