if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
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How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
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That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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