Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
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Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
My roommate randomally bought me two bags of pretzels. Worst "Sorry you can hear me fucking my boyfriend everynight" gift ever.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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