somebody snuck up and got me drunk
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
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