I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
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Getting too drunk for the hot dog vendor to serve me is possibly a sign of an alcohol problem. I threw up in the sewer grates next to his stand
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
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if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
There are leaves in my underwear?
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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